The Queendom of Shizuku Osaka is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.118 billion Shizuku Osakans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The Shizuku Osakan economy, worth 226 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,968 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is well under control. Shizuku Osaka's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Shizuku Osaka is ranked 99,088^th in the world and 2,310^th in Ambition for Safest, scoring 82.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.